So one of the first questions my friends asked when I told them I was driving a cab was, "You drive around any hot chicks?" My answer is, "No. Rule Number 3 of the Hot Chick Code is: Hot chicks don't pay for cabs. Hot chicks get rides."* So no, in the 8 months I've been behind the wheel, I have never, not once, had a woman in my cab that I would even remotely consider attractive.
Yes there are semi-exceptions to this rule. If you are a hot chick and you are traveling on business via air to another city, you are exempt, and are allowed to pay for a cab. This is only a semi-exception, because you are not really paying for the cab anyway. Your company is.
* This rule does not apply in New York City, where cabs are the public transport mode of choice for hot chicks. In NYC, Rule Number 3 is amended to read: Hot chicks don't ride the subway.
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